Paul Gallen is a real top bloke!
For years Gallen has forged a reputation on the field as a grub, and in 2009 he pushed that reputation to new heights through his stupid behavior, on and off the field.
It all started well when he was fined $10,000 for a racial slur he made towards St George/Illawarra Dragons forward Mickey Paea.
Paea wanted to punch his head in and had to be held back by his own team mates. Paea is a better man than I, he calmed down quickly and allowed the officials to do their job. I wanted to see Paea belt Gallens lights out!
After this happened Gallen stepped down from the Sharks captaincy in one of those moves that you know made even the Sharks management sigh in relief!
Gallen went on to have a magnificent year for the Sharks, as they came 15th and just missed the wooden spoon.
Then, just last week, Gallen was fined $10,000 after he was arrested for pissing near the head of a mate of his who had passed out in the street.
Once again, great bloke.
Of course, all of these problems are a direct result of Gallens own stupid behaviour. He has no one else to blame, but that hasn’t stopped him.
Now Paul Gallen is upset at the Cronulla Sharks!
This poor, delicate flower has told the Sydney Telegraph that he doesn’t really want to leave the Sharks, but he just wants to piss and moan like a bitch!
“It’s been a difficult 18 months at the Sharks and it’s fair to say I was disappointed with a few issues and the way the club handled them”
Unless the Cronulla Sharks themselves took out Gallens penis and forced him to piss in the street, next to his mates head, in front of a member of the NSW Police Force, then I don’t see what handling that Gallen could be upset about!
He went on though!
“I am very passionate and was frustrated at times with players leaving for various reasons and I felt the club could have supported those players and me a little better, considering a variety of personal sacrifices I have made for the club.”
You know, I agree with this!
I think the Sharks should have supported Greg Bird when he was viciously attacked by his girlfriend and accidently cut her face with a glass and broke her eye socked defending himself……because of Paul Gallen and his numerous sacrifices for the club.
I also think the Sharks should have come out and supported Brett Seymour when he was on the nightly news stumbling like a drunken mess on a night out, after years of alcohol problems, and they should have done this because of the years of incredible sacrifice that Paul Gallen has made for the Cronulla Sharks!
Gallen, or as he likes to be known, Cronulla Jesus went on to say…
“I have been with the Sharks since I left high school and have knocked back many lucrative offers from other clubs in the past to stay in the Shire, including a pay cut in 2009 when I extended terms with the club.”
The man is a saint. In fact I don’t understand why we are celebrating Christmas when we should be celebrating the birth of one, Paul Gallen. The man who has given up so much for his club at every step of the way.
For someone who is supposed to be a tough guy on the field, this bloke is a self important whinging bitch! He goes out and gets himself in trouble, and then pisses and moans about the people that have to pick up the pieces after him!
What ever happened to personal responsibility? What ever happened to putting your hand up, like a man, saying you did the wrong thing and just copping it sweet?
Poor Paul Gallen, the poor delicate soul.
I think I’ll leave it to Gene Hunt to close this one out…..tell Gallen what he is Gene Genie:
